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doork: when you approach a store, and the door says exit only - the person who tries to go through these doors anyway
Example: the doork couldn't understand why he couldn't enter the store through the exit
Example: the doork couldn't understand why he couldn't enter the store through the exit
dork-style: When you're sitting at a table by yourself in a restaurant or cafeteria--
because it makes you feel like a dork with no one else sitting with you.
Example: Ed: I'm back. Ted: Good, I was getting tired of rocking it dork-style.
dorkana, dorkano: Female form of the word dork.
As in the possible Spanish form.
Dorkano for males.
Used meaning stupid (in a funny way) or just not thinking.
This is not a mean term, but rather a term to jokingly make fun of someone and
bring attention to her action that caused her to look so goofy.
Example: Sally couldn't believe what a dorkano her friend was when he licked the ice
cream store sign's large ice cream cone.
dorkasaurus: Someone who is so intensely dorky, the word dork alone will not do her justice. See jerkosaurus.
Example: Check out the pocket protector on that dorkasaurus. (See pocket protector at ridleypearson.)
dorkified: Something that has been made dorky.
Example: My brother got dorkified when he turned thirteen.
dorkify: Used as a transitive verb:to debase or make nerdy or unweildy or any other negative connotation.
Example: You know, you dorkify everything you touch. Nice blouse, nice skirt--but stripes and plaids don't match. Change something.
dorkis maximus: A person who attempts to do the right thing (save the trees) but ends up tripping over a log, inhabited by rabid squirrels, who then rampage out biting all the birds and the bees in the forest, thus producing rabid honey that is fed to infants under three
years old which causes a horrible decline in the human population.
As everyone turns to said Dorkis as she falls face-flat into a mud puddle with mud guppies jumping all over her.
Example: Sherry, dubbed Dorkis Maximus, always tries to do the right thing but somehow fails, causing more problems than she fixed; we love her anyway.
dorko: Less offensive form of jackass.
Example: Hey, dorko. Watch where you're going.
dorkus amorkus: Someone beyond being a dork.
Example: Sup, dorkus amorkus?
dorkus ficus: A dork, nerd.
Example: Quit being such a dorkus ficus.
dorkus malorkus: a huge dork.
Example: hey you idiot! it's not dorkus amorkus, you dorkus malorkus!
because it makes you feel like a dork with no one else sitting with you.
Example: Ed: I'm back. Ted: Good, I was getting tired of rocking it dork-style.
As in the possible Spanish form.
Dorkano for males.
Used meaning stupid (in a funny way) or just not thinking.
This is not a mean term, but rather a term to jokingly make fun of someone and
bring attention to her action that caused her to look so goofy.
Example: Sally couldn't believe what a dorkano her friend was when he licked the ice
cream store sign's large ice cream cone.
Example: Check out the pocket protector on that dorkasaurus. (See pocket protector at ridleypearson.)
Example: My brother got dorkified when he turned thirteen.
Example: You know, you dorkify everything you touch. Nice blouse, nice skirt--but stripes and plaids don't match. Change something.
years old which causes a horrible decline in the human population.
As everyone turns to said Dorkis as she falls face-flat into a mud puddle with mud guppies jumping all over her.
Example: Sherry, dubbed Dorkis Maximus, always tries to do the right thing but somehow fails, causing more problems than she fixed; we love her anyway.
Example: Hey, dorko. Watch where you're going.
Example: Sup, dorkus amorkus?
Example: Quit being such a dorkus ficus.
Example: hey you idiot! it's not dorkus amorkus, you dorkus malorkus!
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